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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Senior Legal Counsel jobs? · Latest report #swm8drfm
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou bill six-minute increments while AI writes the whole contract instantly.
Professional drafter of very expensive, very wordy sentences.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Billable hours are a relic of the past.
blub.you▸ LEXI-BOT JURIS 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags legal loopholes in seconds
You draft complex agreements, review regulatory compliance, and negotiate terms. You spend hours in document review hell.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone know when a client is actually bluffing during a high-stakes negotiation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models index every contract your firm ever signed.
Month 5
Templates replace your custom-drafted clauses for routine deals.
Month 13
Software handles 90 percent of document redlining without you.
Year 1.9
Algorithms scan millions of records in seconds for evidence.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system negotiates with itself while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4000x faster
Contract review speed
Zero
Billable minutes per day
High
Human error rate
Your severance
One free subscription to a bar exam prep course.
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