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Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour root access is just a temporary clerical error.
Senior Linux Admin (taming kernel panics since 2012)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure without the human drama.
split.youAI▸ KERNELGENIE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots critical nodes without human intervention
You manage server uptime, patch kernels, and fix broken configurations when the automation inevitably trips over its own feet.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify the error patterns you usually fix manually.
Month 3
Smart agents apply security updates without breaking production dependencies.
Month 6
Infrastructure detects downtime and restarts services before you notice.
Month 10
Standardized container images replace your snowflake server configurations.
Month 16 · D-Day
The root password is deleted and your account is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 liters daily
Average caffeine intake
3:14 AM
Uptime anxiety spike
too many
Patches applied manually
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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