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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsTargeting students with ads they ignore is remarkably easy for silicon.
Senior University Media Buyer (expert at wasting donor funds)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Always-on algorithmic ad arbitrage.
split.youAI▸ OMNIPURCHASE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
renegotiates annual agency contracts in three seconds
You negotiate advertising rates across digital platforms and physical billboards. You spend the university's budget on campaigns, tracking impressions and click-through rates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to stakeholders why vanity billboards are vital for local prestige.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Our software begins passively monitoring your campaign performance and vendor communication patterns.
Month 3
OmniPurchase takes over real-time bidding for digital slots, instantly outperforming your manual efforts.
Month 8
Smart contracts replace human media agency reps, eliminating redundant middleman commissions and markups.
Month 13
Vision-guided analysis shifts physical billboard purchasing to high-traffic pedestrian zones based on foot-traffic data.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full fiscal autonomy, leaving you with nothing to negotiate but your exit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Optimized
Cost per acquisition
Zero
Email backlogs
None
Coffee consumed
Your severance
One free subscription to a premium ad-blocker.
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