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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour custom UI transitions are just math problems waiting for deletion.
Senior Mobile Developer (mostly coffee-fueled, occasionally productive).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning high-level logic into native binaries instantly.
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compiles entire cross-platform apps in milliseconds
You write Swift or Kotlin, fix fragmented device bugs, and argue over app architecture until your build finishes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a weird signing certificate.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Smart agents start fixing your syntax errors before you save files.
Month 4
AI-driven build servers replace your manual dependency versioning logic.
Month 9
Visual models map your designs directly to optimized UI components.
Month 13
Code agents analyze your crashes and push fixes automatically overnight.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system writes the entire codebase itself without human intervention.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40 percent
Time spent in dependency hell
12 weekly
Hours fixing layout on old iPhones
3 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a local coffee shop.
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