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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour C# interfaces are just future training data for our compilers.
Senior .NET backend architect, currently debugging his own career.
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You write C# backend logic and manage SQL databases while chasing down obscure memory leaks in legacy code.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build broke at 3am.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our scanners read your entire repo to map every function.
Month 4
The AI writes better tests than you and ignores your excuses.
Month 8
Our agents handle all your SQL schema changes without errors.
Month 13
The system replaces your messy spaghetti code with optimized modules.
Month 19 · D-Day
You pack your keyboard and we turn off your commit access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per ticket
12 hours/week
Time spent in standups
142 open
Legacy bugs ignored
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical keyboard switches.
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