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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend your day fighting BGP flaps so robots do not.
Senior NetDevOps (mostly YAML, occasionally sobbing at BGP logs)
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Self-healing network fabrics at wire speed.
squeeze.youAI▸ NETSCALE AUTONOMIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reboots the entire stack without dropping packets
You manage virtual routing, automate data center connectivity, and fix broken switch configurations through terminal sessions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy router hates that specific firmware.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting fixes to your existing monitoring alerts.
Month 4
Bots take over routine network provisioning and VLAN tagging tasks.
Month 8
Closed-loop automation scripts resolve common routing flap scenarios automatically.
Month 12
Proprietary AI controllers replace standard configuration management tools.
Month 14 · D-Day
The network manages itself and wonders why you are still here.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2
Average weekly outages fixed
85%
Time spent in CLI
3 hours
Ticket response latency
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a local data center.
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