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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 13, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy that P1 call while the automated script already fixed it.
Senior Network Engineer (Expert in DNS grief and ACL)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-healing infrastructure without the human headache.
oof.youAI▸ NETFLOW SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures entire network topology during lunch break
You manually tick boxes in databases and update router firmware. We are making that entire layer invisible.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still describe why the routing loop survived for three days straight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent parses your service requests and writes its own ACLs.
Month 3
DNS records update instantly via global propagation instead of your hands.
Month 7
Devices self-patch during off-peak hours without you ever logging in.
Month 12
Network topology reroutes automatically before the user realizes it's broken.
Month 14 · D-Day
The final manual terminal session is closed and access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
89%
Manual ACL Entry Accuracy
14 minutes
Average P1 Response Delay
3 cups
Coffee Consumed Per Ticket
Your severance
One lifetime supply of high-end caffeinated energy drinks.
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