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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Senior Network Security Engineer jobs? · Latest report #72tb4b5b
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour firewall rules are just suggestions that I will ignore eventually.
Senior Network Engineer (mostly BGP, emotionally exhausted by OSPF)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total network autonomy via predictive traffic shaping.
toast.youAI▸ SENTINELNODE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
patches kernel vulnerabilities before you finish coffee
You manage enterprise routing protocols and configure complex firewall policies across massive data infrastructure.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the routing loop actually happened at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin filtering your log noise with high precision.
Month 4
Machine learning proposes optimal firewall rules for your review.
Month 10
Hardware controllers auto-reroute traffic during minor fiber outages.
Month 16
The system pushes verified network updates without human intervention.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to re-skill into something robots find tedious.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Firewall rules per shift
12000
Unread log alerts
8
Coffee consumption units
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium dry-roasted coffee beans.
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