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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour firm bills for minutes; our model bills for milliseconds.
Supervising 13 people while the clock ticks down.
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Automated justice for consumer automotive defects.
bzzt.youAI▸ LITIGABOT V8.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
files 400 motions before your coffee cools
You draft discovery requests and manage lemon law litigation files. Your firm survives on high-volume document processing.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about the transmission failure over the phone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
OCR scanners capture all service records into a structured database.
Month 3
Templates generate discovery requests faster than your human clerks.
Month 6
AI manages the 13-person team workflow instead of you.
Month 10
Algorithms predict manufacturer settlement thresholds with perfect accuracy.
Month 14 · D-Day
The law firm switches entirely to cloud-based autonomous filing bots.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.3 seconds
Average document turnaround
10000 per hour
Lemon law claims processed
4.2 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your law firm’s legal portal.
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