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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour binder indexing skills are being archived for public display.
Master of spreadsheets, binders, and endless government circulars.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the crawl of legal red tape.
glub.youAI▸ STATUTELOGIC V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
flags compliance risks before they exist
You manage legal documents, track compliance deadlines, and oversee bureaucratic workflows for government departments.
The one thing AI can't do
You alone can decipher why this specific legal clause was drafted in 1974.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems begin categorizing your files by legal subject matter.
Month 4
Algorithms identify and mask sensitive data faster than any human.
Month 8
Automated prompts replace your manual deadline tracking spreadsheets.
Month 13
Robotic crawlers organize digital evidence bundles without human input.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the document management system is permanently revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,000 pages
Documents processed hourly
0 percent
Compliance errors tolerated
zero
Coffee breaks needed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital paper shredding software.
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