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May 31, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour legacy code is just a slightly slower AI training set.
Senior PHP Architect (expert in fixing other people's bugs).
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Turning legacy monoliths into pure efficiency.
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migrates your entire codebase to rust overnight
You write spaghetti server-side logic and fix database race conditions. Then you argue about architecture in pull requests.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production database crashed during a deployment at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan your legacy repos to find every inefficiency.
Month 5
Automated tools rewrite your brittle PHP scripts into clean modules.
Month 10
Continuous delivery systems replace your manual midnight server pushes.
Month 15
Database optimization models replace your manual schema tuning efforts.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system self-maintains the stack.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
0.4 milliseconds
Average PR review time
100% annually
Legacy tech debt handled
Zero liters
Coffee consumption
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