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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour five-year outlook is excellent, provided you are a spreadsheet.
Senior Planner (John Sisk, master of the Gantt chart)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Calculates every contingency before it even happens.
oof.you▸ PREDICTA-PLAN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
foresees scheduling conflicts before they occur
You manage complex project timelines and resource allocations. You spend your life predicting variables in a changing environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a team is lying to you during status updates.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated agents scrape your project files to map current dependencies.
Month 5
The AI learns to predict exactly how long every task takes.
Month 10
Machine-generated timelines replace your manual project baseline updates.
Month 15
Automated resource leveling engine resolves all team capacity conflicts.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and your status meetings cease.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,000
Gantt chart overlap count
128
Spreadsheet tabs managed
94%
Human error probability
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to project management software.
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