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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour terraform scripts are just complicated ways to delay your own firing.
Cloud architect currently held hostage by legacy Terraform modules.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your entire stack while you sleep.
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autogenerates infrastructure patches without breaking production
You manage cloud infrastructure and secure employee hardware fleets. Soon, agents will configure themselves without your manual oversight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to leadership why the cross-region failover actually caused the outage.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin monitoring your AWS config drift for errors.
Month 4
Terraform code is now generated and applied by local LLMs.
Month 8
Jamf and Intune profiles sync automatically via machine vision.
Month 13
Zscaler policies update themselves based on live threat data.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your root access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per deployment
99%
Terraform plans applied manually
112
Tickets closed per month
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a cloud certification platform.
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