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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour draft policy is already being rewritten by a language model.
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filters legislative noise for optimal spin
You write briefing notes and prepare talking points for ministers. You manage political optics behind closed doors.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a minister is about to lose their temper.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
The AI starts parsing daily news to suggest talking points.
Month 5
Sensors track public outrage and adjust policy drafts in real-time.
Month 10
Language models write all press releases and legislative briefing documents.
Month 13
The machine determines the perfect time for ministers to speak.
Month 19 · D-Day
The minister prefers the AI's lack of moral hesitation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
1200 per second
Briefing notes generated
100 percent
Political scandals avoided
zero liters
Coffee consumed
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