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Your job has an expiration date
February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYour draft documents are just future training data for our machine.
Senior Analyst (mostly spreadsheets, occasionally reading laws).
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Policy writing at the speed of bureaucracy.
split.youAI▸ GOVSYNTH V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters internal dissent from final reports
You synthesize complex research into policy recommendations for cabinet ministers. You balance legal constraints with political optics daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a minister is lying about their priorities.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate initial policy drafts from existing government archives.
Month 6
Predictive analytics replace your manual research and data synthesis tasks.
Month 12
Digital agents manage stakeholder communication and feedback cycles automatically.
Month 16
Real-time systems flag policy inconsistencies against provincial law instantly.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The Minister stops asking for your opinion on policy entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14 minutes
Average policy draft time
0.0001 percent
Confidential files leaked
zero
Ministerial feedback loops
Your severance
One digital copy of your entire career's work.
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