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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTurning decades of PhD research into a single, subscription-gated API call.
Professional paper-writer with a side of product vision.
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optimizes entire codebases during coffee breaks
Conducts high-level machine learning research and architecture design. Publishes papers and steers product roadmaps through complex experimental prototyping.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a model hallucinates in a way that satisfies board members.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent scans all existing research papers to identify unique IP gaps in your current work.
Month 5
Neural architecture search replaces your manual model design by testing millions of configurations per hour.
Month 10
AI models generate academic-grade papers that pass peer review without human interference or late-night editing.
Month 15
Custom avatars present roadmaps and defend technical feasibility to executives with perfect data accuracy.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human research presence is retired as the internal model evolves to self-correct its own design trajectory.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
4000x increase
Patent output per quarter
12 minutes
Time to publish paper
0 percent
Corporate meeting attendance
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to the software you built.
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