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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsProfessional shepherd of creative chaos, soon to be a budget spreadsheet.
Master of spreadsheets, blocker-remover, and professional deadline apologizer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning team anxiety into pure, cold metrics.
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neutralizes team conflict with mandatory status updates
You align stakeholder expectations with production timelines. You clear blockers and pray the team hits their milestone.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a developer is lying about why a feature is late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors track task progress and write your daily update emails.
Month 5
An agent automatically reassigns tickets based on real-time team velocity.
Month 10
Financial software locks spend before you can even request budget.
Month 15
An LLM generates polite scripts for every single awkward meeting.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the project lifecycle architecture.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Average Slack messages per day
65%
Time spent in useless calls
12%
Probability of hitting deadlines
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one month of premium coffee.
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