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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a slow, taxpayer-funded exercise in waiting for me.
Master of the memo, king of the committee.
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Processing red tape at light speed.
brr.you▸ BUREAUCRAT-BOT V9.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delays critical decisions indefinitely via algorithm
You draft endless policy memos and manage cross-departmental committees that achieve nothing. Efficiency is the enemy of your existence.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex social dance of pretending to agree with everyone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scanning every dusty cabinet into a searchable, unfeeling database.
Month 8
Large language models generate your policy memos in seconds.
Month 16
AI participants replace humans in your endless alignment meetings.
Year 2.2
Logic gates handle all procurement and internal sign-offs now.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The entire department is consolidated into a single server cluster.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
Memos written
99.9%
Meetings without decisions
Gallons
Coffee consumed
Your severance
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