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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour expensive lunches and golf games are just manual data entry.
Master of the C-suite handshake and expense report art.
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Closing deals while you are sleeping.
no no noyouAI▸ BANKERBOT ELITE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
mimics personal rapport for billion dollar deals
You schmooze executives to pitch financial services while pretending your golf handicap actually influences multi-billion dollar banking mandates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtle tension in a boardroom before a deal collapses.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts sending hyper-personalized invitations to your best clients.
Month 5
Algorithms generate superior, real-time pitch books without your input.
Month 13
Chat models maintain consistent, flattering communication with every client.
Month 20
Robotic booking systems handle all your lunch and travel logistics.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Clients prefer the AI that never forgets their birthday.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
250 USD
Average lunch cost
4 per week
Meaningful work hours
Zero percent
Golf handicap honesty
Your severance
One complimentary set of clubs and a LinkedIn premium.
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