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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsFunding the future of wellness until the future forgets you exist.
Expert in funding digital feelings that don't need feelings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated philanthropy for the digital age
shred.you▸ GRANTBOT NEXUS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
filters grant proposals with zero empathy
You oversee research grant cycles and build networks for digital mental health tools and data-driven studies.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the delicate social dance of explaining why a grant was rejected.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins ranking grant applications by predictive success metrics.
Month 4
Language models generate all ecosystem strategy reports and networking summaries.
Month 12
Compliance algorithms monitor research ethics faster than any human board.
Month 16
Deepfake avatars manage all networking sessions without needing water breaks.
Year 2 · D-Day
The grant portal operates autonomously and the role is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
Unlimited
Grant applications processed
Zero
Ecosystem synergy yield
Regrettable
Coffee breaks per day
Your severance
A warm automated email and one month of cloud storage.
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