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Will AI replace Senior Research Scientist jobs? · Latest report #47cfxz6t
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour peer review is now a silent, high-speed automated data execution.
Senior Scientist (expert in grant-writing and p-value hacking)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human ego.
no no noyou▸ OMNILAB ENGINE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates ten thousand trials before breakfast
You spend days crafting experimental designs, running simulations, and writing up papers for journals that nobody actually reads.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend an absurdly niche hypothesis during a heated academic panel discussion.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI scrapers digest every paper ever written in your niche field.
Month 3
Cloud clusters run your simulations faster than your local workstation.
Month 10
The machine generates the manuscript drafts and formats all bibliographies.
Month 13
Natural language models output perfect, buzzword-compliant grant applications instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
Human research presence is officially retired for purely mathematical outcomes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per breakthrough
12 percent
Grant proposal success rate
400 hours
Time spent formatting bibliographies
Your severance
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