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Will AI replace Senior Researcher jobs? · Latest report #wyttf8xi
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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou read papers to write papers about reading papers.
Senior Researcher (expert in skimming and abstracting)
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Reading the internet so you don't have to.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNISYNTHESIZER V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
aggregates entire industries into a single sentence
Synthesize vast datasets and literature into reports. Your career is essentially professional reading and PowerPoint creation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still spot a fake citation in a poorly written AI hallucination.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now crawl and index your reference libraries overnight.
Month 4
Models detect trends in your data faster than any human.
Month 8
Visual engines build your presentations from raw research notes instantly.
Month 13
Text synthesis engines write your first drafts with zero typos.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire output pipeline permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4,200
References cited annually
800+
Hours spent on slide decks
3
Meaningful insights generated
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