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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour risk assessment says your job will be gone by Tuesday.
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You review IT project risks and write long reports for state agencies to justify their massive budget expenditures.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still look a state official in the eye and pretend the risk is manageable.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
An agent builds your client decks from raw project data.
Month 5
Software directly audits MS Fabric logs without your intervention.
Month 11
The system generates the full IV&V reports for state clients.
Month 18
A synthetic voice handles all client meetings and questions.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system confirms zero risk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
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Slides produced per day
100%
Risk scenarios hallucinated
Infinite
Billable hours in Excel
Your severance
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