Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Senior Sales Engineer jobs? · Latest report #3cxrkc5d
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour custom solution deck is already being rewritten by a script.
Expert at explaining 'latency' while ignoring your own.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals without the human bias.
split.youAI▸ PITCHBOT ENTERPRISE SUITE▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes objections with real-time data modeling
You translate technical features into sales pitches and build demos to show why your product is better.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CTO actually wants to kill the deal.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents record and replay your best demos perfectly every time.
Month 4
Forms extract client pain points directly into your CRM database.
Month 8
Algorithms build custom slide decks tailored to each lead type.
Month 13
LLMs answer technical feature questions faster than your brain can.
Month 19 · D-Day
The entire sales engineering function is offloaded to a server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
99.9 percent
Demo readiness
4 cups daily
Coffee consumed
Zero per run
Technical slide errors
Your severance
One free subscription to our competitor's platform.
Discussion
