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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour golf game is better than your demo and easier replaced.
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Closing deals before you finish your lunch.
oof.youAI▸ DEALFLOW AUTOMATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
negotiates enterprise contracts without breaking a sweat
You charm prospects for software subscriptions. You hunt leads, manage pipelines, and negotiate complex enterprise contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CTO hates the product.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your call logs and emails are indexed for sentiment analysis.
Month 6
A synthetic voice qualifies your leads with better data.
Month 12
The system adjusts contract terms to maximize closing probability.
Month 19
The AI simulates your rapport-building emails with perfect timing.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access to the CRM is revoked permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
400 cups
Coffee consumed per quarter
99 percent
Pipeline manipulation rate
Too much
Time spent in CRM
Your severance
One free subscription to a golf simulator.
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