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February 9, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsSelling power units to tech middle-men is just data entry with ego.
Senior Sales Specialist (mostly CRM updates, occasionally closing)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your coffee.
oof.youAI▸ DISTRIBOT-SALES-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 4 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates quotes for infinite margin growth
You track vendor inventory, chase margin targets, and argue over distribution pricing for power hardware every single day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense when a procurement manager is lying about the budget ceiling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents start logging all your calls and email threads automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms begin predicting power supply demand better than your gut feeling.
Month 10
Machines handle routine price negotiations with resellers using historical data.
Month 16
Bots audit every rebate agreement for discrepancies without needing human input.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The system assumes full control over all vendor distribution and sales.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
140
Emails per day
Chronic
Margin stress levels
4 Liters
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium sub and a generic robot mug.
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