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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour firm handshake is just a data point for our algorithm.
Professional lunch attendee and master of the vague pitch.
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You spend all day pitching products and wrestling clients into signing expensive, long-term legal contracts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts ghostwriting your emails to prospects automatically.
Month 7
Virtual agents replace you in early discovery meetings.
Month 16
Smart software creates all legal documents without human input.
Year 2.2
Automated units handle all price-point bargaining with clients.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A terminal replaces your desk and sends a final invoice.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
Too much
Average lunch budget spent
Infinite
Hours spent on LinkedIn
94 percent
Contracts signed without reading
Your severance
One complimentary set of steak knives, used.
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