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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYou spend your days drafting policies that robots will soon enforce.
Master of spreadsheets and keeper of the staff room keys.
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Total school logic, zero ego.
no no noyouAI▸ ADMINCHAIN 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
enforces school policy with cold binary logic
You manage staff, handle disciplinary meetings, and juggle local government reporting requirements in a chaotic, noisy environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect a lie in a student's eyes from across the hallway.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software creates perfect staff rotas that human intuition misses.
Month 5
AI systems automatically format reports for local government inspectors.
Month 13
Sensors and text bots manage initial parent communications and complaints.
Year 1.9
Smart screens deliver disciplinary notices based on behavioral data.
Year 3 · D-Day
The administrative building runs entirely on local server logic.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
142
Emails per day
95%
Meetings about nothing
too much
Time spent in office
Your severance
A laminated certificate and a lukewarm tea voucher.
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