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December 17, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour lab notebook is just a long list of future training data.
Senior Scientist (mostly Excel, occasionally actual science)
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runs 10000 trials while you sleep
You design chemical assays and manage clinical trial data. You spend your days staring at pipettes and spreadsheets.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows which pipette is actually calibrated correctly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your paper notebooks are banned in favor of cloud data logs.
Month 4
AI models generate your standard operating procedures in seconds.
Month 12
Robotic arms handle the pipetting while you watch on screens.
Month 20
Algorithms predict which experiments will fail before you start them.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The lab autonomously publishes findings without your human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
4 cups
Coffee consumption per assay
12 hours
Useless meeting hours weekly
63 percent
Failed experiments disguised as data
Your severance
One free lab coat and a lifetime of regret.
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