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Will AI replace Senior Security Analyst jobs? · Latest report #98xziw7i
Your job has an expiration date
April 29, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou monitor alerts until you inevitably miss the one that matters.
Senior Analyst (mostly grep, perpetually fighting the SIEM).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting for the paranoid.
help!youAI▸ SECUSENTINEL V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects security policies in real time
You triage endless security logs, investigate flagged network anomalies, and write incident response reports for false positives.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a routine configuration change feels malicious despite the clean logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standard scripts replace your manual log filtering and triage tasks.
Month 4
Machine learning models identify suspicious traffic patterns instantly.
Month 8
Bots automatically apply patches to systems without human intervention.
Month 13
AI models write your incident reports in seconds, not hours.
Month 18 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system secures itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9 percent
false positives caught
high levels
average sleep deprivation
too frequent
human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic password manager.
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