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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour Jira tickets are already being read by a more patient machine.
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refactors entire legacy monoliths while you sleep
You translate business needs into syntax. You spend your life fixing bugs in code written by your past self.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused executive why the entire build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart agents start cleaning your code without you asking.
Month 3
Algorithms automatically merge and reject code based on performance metrics.
Month 10
Neural networks now generate entire system architectures from plain text prompts.
Month 13
Self-healing code patches its own vulnerabilities before they are exploited.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system self-optimizes your redundancy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Average PR review time
92 percent
Time spent in meetings
4 cups
Coffee consumed per deploy
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