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May 21, 2027
In 7 monthsYou are building the factory that will soon delete your job.
Full-stack architect with a taste for irony and doom.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning specs into features without the ego.
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refactors production database during lunch break
You write complex physics code and manage large databases. You are also building systems to replace yourself.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a legacy system will break by the smell of the room.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Your own factory tools begin suggesting code snippets that actually compile.
Week 7
The factory begins autonomously refactoring your physics modules without human oversight.
Month 3
Algorithms identify and fix every latency issue in your database design.
Month 5
The machine starts approving its own pull requests with terrifying accuracy.
Month 7 · D-Day
The factory declares your login credentials invalid and ships the final update.
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