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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsYour billable hours are a feature, not a bug, for us.
Senior Solicitor (expert at billing in 6-minute increments)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Justice delivered without the retainer fees.
stretchy.youAI▸ LEX-BOT PRO 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
finds loopholes in every contract
You draft complex legal instruments and interpret case law while managing high-stakes client relationships and litigation risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their intentions in court.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software templates replace your manual drafting of standard legal motions.
Month 5
AI-powered discovery tools scan entire case files for relevant evidence.
Month 13
Clients now interface with an automated bot for status updates.
Year 1.9
Predictive models forecast trial outcomes based on judge history.
Year 3 · D-Day
A terminal handles all filings while human roles are phased out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.3%
2400 yearly
Average billable hours
1000x human
Document review speed
High risk
Coffee consumption rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legal-tech suite.
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