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December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day unblocking people who didn't read the documentation.
Professional cat herder for underpaid mid-level developers.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
System design without the ego.
oof.youAI▸ ARCHARCHITECT-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
resolves circular dependencies in milliseconds
You translate business panic into technical debt and referee endless arguments about which framework is slightly less terrible.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell when a legacy codebase is about to collapse into chaos.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
AI starts flagging your questionable pull requests before you open them.
Week 8
LLMs generate perfectly dry design documents that management blindly approves.
Month 5
Systems fix production outages while you are still waking up.
Month 9
Automated agents clean up technical debt without requiring a meeting.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the system optimizes you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
85 percent
Hours wasted in design reviews
42
Slack messages ignored daily
12
Engineers unblocked per sprint
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a defunct cloud hosting service.
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