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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsPowerPoint slide decks are just high-priced bedtime stories for bored executives.
Expert at turning Excel misery into beautiful slide decks.
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hallucinates a synergy you never thought of
You synthesize massive datasets into polished slide decks and build complex financial models that executives pretend to read. Your existence justifies expensive consulting retainers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Automated connectors begin pulling raw client data directly into cloud-based analysis engines immediately.
Month 6
Machine learning algorithms replicate your Excel logic, eliminating the need for manual sheet manipulation.
Month 13
Generative models produce consistent, on-brand slide decks based on current strategy templates.
Month 20
AI-driven virtual avatars present data directly to stakeholders, removing the need for human intermediaries.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your access is revoked as the system completes the final quarterly strategy review independently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.8%
1200
Slides generated hourly
400%
Average ego inflation
12 Liters
Coffee consumed per week
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a digital pat-on-the-back.
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