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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell deep insights, but the math just calls them averages.
Senior Strategist (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally actual thought)
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Data-driven narrative alignment for every platform.
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automates brand narratives before lunch
You synthesize market data to craft brand messaging across various media channels. You manage complex client strategy requirements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying to you about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart forms replace your three-hour discovery meetings with structured data.
Month 4
AI engines draft your strategy decks using real-time market sentiment.
Month 8
Algorithms dictate feedback cycles to designers and video editors.
Month 13
Ad platforms autonomously swap multimedia creative based on engagement metrics.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your strategy account is migrated to a self-optimizing terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
200 milliseconds
Average pivot speed
Reduced 99 percent
Client meeting boredom
Zero
Strategy drift
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale croissant.
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