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July 3, 2028
In 1 year, 8 monthsSelling imaginary bandwidth to people who already have too much.
Senior slide deck architect and meeting facilitator
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You draft network infrastructure proposals and translate technical jargon into expensive, vague slide decks. It is mostly just email ping-pong.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is lying to your face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An agent parses your inbox and auto-replies to vendor queries with standard templates.
Month 4
Generative models build project proposals directly from raw infrastructure telemetry data.
Month 10
Voice-to-text bots attend your calls and draft the follow-up emails instantly.
Month 15
Predictive analytics software replaces your ROI calculations with accurate, real-time fiscal forecasting.
Month 20 · D-Day
A terminal message informs you that your consultancy license is officially decommissioned.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42
Acronyms per slide
89%
Billable meeting fluff
High
LinkedIn buzzword density
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