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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour golf handicap is the only thing currently keeping you employed.
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automates revenue forecasting through sheer pattern recognition
You spend your days chasing high-net-worth leads and micromanaging spreadsheets to inflate quarterly loan volume reports.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of reading a client's hesitation during a expensive whiskey-fueled dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your CRM history is fed into the predictive model.
Month 5
Bot agents replace your generic check-in emails to clients.
Month 13
Dynamic pricing removes your ability to negotiate interest rates.
Year 2.1
Reports are generated directly by the cloud analysis engine.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The board prefers the bot's consistent, emotionless revenue growth.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
14 percent
Quarterly target variance
600 hours
Time spent in airports
42 percent
Clients ghosted by email
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a handshake.
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