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February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYou spend weeks architecting systems that an LLM builds in seconds.
Senior architect of technical debt and endless Jira tickets.
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Automated feature delivery for the impatient
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automates pull requests and merges instantly
You plan team epics and code features until they go live. Soon, you will do neither.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which legacy module will collapse if you touch the wrong file.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models ingest your requirements and write the tickets for you.
Month 4
Agents generate and test features directly into your repo.
Month 8
Smart pipes replace the need for your manual deployment oversight.
Month 12
Your team epics are now handled by an inference engine.
Month 16 · D-Day
The machine commits, merges, and ships without you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
too slow
Average sprint velocity
85 percent
Time spent in planning
daily
Code reviews ignored
Your severance
One free subscription to a local co-working space.
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