Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Sensory Analyst jobs? · Latest report #thrij8s9
Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYour taste buds are merely organic sensors with poor calibration settings.
Human spectrometer with a penchant for subjective enjoyment.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Quantifying joy, eliminating subjectivity.
glub.youAI▸ FLAVORBOT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates flavor profiles to maximize addiction
Tastes liquid samples to evaluate acidity, sugar levels, and flavor profiles for quality control and new product development.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still describe the nostalgic feeling of a flavor no one else likes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging chemical signatures alongside your subjective notes to build the training dataset.
Month 4
High-precision mass spectrometers take over primary identification of chemical flavor compounds.
Month 8
The system matches its digital output to your assessments until the error variance is negligible.
Month 12
FlavorBot predicts market success rates far more accurately than your biased palate ever could.
Month 14 · D-Day
The spit-cups are recycled and your workstation is repurposed as a chemical intake valve.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
150+
Samples per shift
24%
Human error rate
0.01 ppb
Flavor sensitivity
Your severance
One free lifetime supply of bland, laboratory-grade water.
Discussion
