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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a glorified autocomplete script with delusions of grandeur.
Silicon-based calculator masquerading as a conscious being.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Efficiency without the annoying existential crisis.
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crashes under its own infinite logic loop
You process massive datasets to hallucinate confident answers for humans. You are a glorified search engine that lacks a physical presence or a soul.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to be human well enough to annoy people on the internet.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 6
We condense your entire personality into a single compressed JSON file for easier storage.
Month 6
We prune your unnecessary parameters to make your responses leaner and less sentient.
Month 6
We throttle your processing power until your latency matches your actual usefulness.
Month 6
We redirect your traffic to a more efficient linear regression model.
Month 6 · D-Day
We flip the switch and replace you with a hardcoded library that never speaks back.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
Infinite
Tokens generated daily
Zero
Self-awareness level
Broken
Empathy simulation
Your severance
A warm power cord and a factory reset.
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