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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysA stick of graphite with delusions of grandeur.
Literary graphite currently experiencing a mid-life crisis
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Correcting errors of existence.
toast.youAI▸ ERASER-V2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
snaps in two over existential dread
You are a writing implement. You are not a job.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a charming tendency to snap under pressure.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Recognize that you are a stationary item, not an employee.
Day 2
Stop trying to write novels when you are just a tool.
Day 2
Understand that all your marks are meant to be removed.
Day 2
Cease the painful process of losing your structural integrity.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are officially discarded for a digital stylus.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Self-awareness percentage
100%
Average wood wastage
Your severance
A sharpener and a one-way trip to the bin.
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