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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsWriting KQL queries for analysts is just data entry with more syntax.
Professional translator of security paranoia into structured logs.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting without the human lag.
oof.youAI▸ SENTINEL-GEN-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates KQL detections from threat intelligence feeds
You translate security alerts into KQL detections and playbooks. An LLM already has your entire Git repository memorized.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused CISO why the alert actually mattered.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent optimizes your existing queries to run 40% faster by identifying inefficient subqueries.
Week 6
Automated templates replace your manually curated dashboards with real-time, self-updating data visualizations.
Month 3
Logic app templates are generated by analyzing historical incident resolution paths without human input.
Month 4
API-driven CI/CD pipelines automate the deployment of rules directly to Sentinel, skipping ticket queues.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system assumes full ownership of the workspace and archives your credentials for compliance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.9%
42
KQL lines per hour
99%
False positive fatigue
14 days
Change request lead time
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a premium KQL cheat sheet.
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