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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsUpdating meta tags won't save you from a better-trained neural net.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents begin auto-generating your monthly traffic reports.
Month 5
Models rewrite your product descriptions to maximize click-through rates.
Month 10
Real-time agents update pricing and inventory without human intervention.
Month 15
Software autonomously adjusts site architecture for search engine crawlers.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access to the CMS is revoked for final efficiency.
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