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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsUpdating meta tags while the bank quietly replaces your entire department.
Professional ghostwriter for mortgage landing pages nobody reads.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Feeding the search engine what it craves.
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deindexes competitors with one click
You chase keyword rankings and build backlinks to trick search engines into showing the bank's boring mortgage pages.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell a human boss that the algorithm update wasn't your fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Software starts generating your weekly reports without you touching a spreadsheet.
Week 9
AI models churn out thousands of mortgage articles faster than you blink.
Month 4
Bots identify and secure link placements while you take a coffee break.
Month 6
A legal AI tool approves copy before a human even sees it.
Month 8 · D-Day
The search engine optimizes the bank's site automatically, deleting your access credentials.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.9%
Keyword stuffing efficiency
Zero
Human creative output
Too much
Coffee consumed while ranking
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation from a bot that does not exist.
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