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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsTurning government policy into search traffic for no one to read.
Professional synonym finder and meta-tag enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing governance for the search engines.
nom.you▸ TREASURYBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
ranks your bureaucracy above reality
You optimize policy documents for search rankings. You waste time chasing algorithm changes instead of writing actual law.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific keyword is politically sensitive in an election year.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 12
Smart software writes your meta descriptions while you browse Reddit.
Week 8
Large language models generate policy summaries optimized for Google search snippets.
Month 3
Internal bots rewrite all government links to maximize crawl budget efficiency.
Month 5
Performance tracking now automatically updates policy titles without human intervention.
Month 6 · D-Day
The search algorithm manages the Treasury, and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Keyword stuffing density
zero
Meaningful policy shifts
12 weekly
Hours spent on meta-tags
Your severance
A stale bag of tea and a blank spreadsheet.
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