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October 19, 2036
In 10 yearsYou deal with the world's literal filth so we don't have to.
Master of the underground, ruler of the waste.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Deeper digging, fewer questions asked.
oof.youAI▸ BIOWASTE SENTRY PRO▸ RARITY · EPIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 YEARSAI's Special Power
unearths buried tanks with surgical precision
You manage wastewater, install tanks, and clear blockages. Your business is defined by excavators, sludge, and local health permits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense a broken leach field just by looking at the color of grass.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Satellite imagery replaces your manual site walkthroughs.
Month 16
AI bots auto-complete and submit regulatory paperwork instantly.
Year 4
Smart excavators map underground utility lines before digging.
Year 7
Modular tanks are placed by precision gantry systems.
Year 10 · D-Day
The system manages all waste flows without a single human.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
6 feet
Average excavation depth
20 daily
Regulatory permit filings
Zero
Smell tolerance threshold
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a town without plumbing.
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