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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Sergeant Major jobs? · Latest report #zfzy3bpm
Your job has an expiration date
December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour career is just a slow march toward a digital desk clerk.
Standard bearer of the brass-buttoned hierarchy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discipline without the paperwork or the shouting.
splat.you▸ COMMANDUNIT-BETA 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
enforces discipline with perfect automated consistency
Maintaining discipline, logistics, and drill standards for soldiers in the field. You manage gear, morale, and hierarchy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a soldier is lying just by looking at their boots.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
All your disciplinary logs transition into cloud-based tracking software.
Month 7
High-res cameras replace human eyes for uniform and boot checks.
Month 16
Precision speakers replace your voice for giving drill commands.
Year 2.2
Inventory management shifts to real-time RFID sensor networks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The unit commander replaces you with an integrated CommandUnit.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Excessive
Coffee consumption
Zero human lag
Disciplinary cycles
Nanosecond precision
Uniform inspection
Your severance
One lifetime supply of surplus canned rations.
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