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Will AI replace Serial Entrepreneur jobs? · Latest report #tpiitq8y
Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour career is just a collection of failed side projects.
Serial founder, pivot enthusiast, and professional spreadsheet filler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Serial disruption, zero ego, infinite scale.
ow.youAI▸ OMNIFOUNDER-X7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
bluffs with perfect confidence
Building businesses, managing teams, and switching contexts every hour to feel like you are actually doing something productive.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to investors with enough charisma to get the seed round.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
AI creates investor decks that are statistically optimized for funding.
Month 5
An agent replaces your daily standup by nagging employees directly.
Month 10
Smart scripts automatically kill expensive, useless server instances.
Month 17
The machine takes over LinkedIn to post visionary, fake insights.
Year 2 · D-Day
The algorithm executes the final exit strategy without your input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4 per month
Average pivot velocity
18 hours
Meaningless meetings per week
0.04%
Percentage chance of exit
Your severance
One free domain name and a lukewarm coffee voucher.
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