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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a human conveyor belt that occasionally drops the silverware.
Professional plate wrangler and napkin enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Clearing tables without the awkward small talk.
stretchy.youAI▸ BUSSBOT FLEET V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears tables before the customer leaves
You clear dirty plates from tables and set them up for the next wave of hungry customers.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a customer is done without needing a floor sensor.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Sensors map every table path to optimize your walking routes.
Month 6
Self-driving carts begin collecting plates while you watch from afar.
Month 16
Cameras identify messy tables and dispatch cleaning bots instantly.
Year 2.1
Mechanical arms place utensils with millimeter precision every single time.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The restaurant floor is finally entirely free of human obstacles.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.4%
12 minutes
Average table turnover
48 decibels
Clatter-per-day rating
400 percent
Efficiency vs human
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm table water.
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